curvier:

my life:

  • in the morning, i can’t wake up
  • in the night, i can’t sleep

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egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

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overcome-your-dem0ns:

berliniloveyou:

ngxxx:

noneheavier0:

fucken hell  :(

My heart

Jesus. God. I’m an atheist. Christ, the tears.

How dare you

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boobsandbooks:

noonafeels:

OH MY I JUST SNORTED MY MILK.

GO TO A DOCTOR IMMEDIATELY 

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mom:
don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
me:
fire cannot kill a dragon

teencry:

i think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me

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shouldnt:

We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.

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emojustinyoung:

he keeps getting stuck in the couch

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